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THE COMPLETELY UNRELIABLE GREG DISCOURSE

THE
HOT TAKES.

Eight fictional critics understood the assignment. The math is real. The opinions are giving satire.

THE CRITIC BOARD

4.4/5
★★★★★
8 REVIEWS · ENTIRELY FICTIONAL · EXTREME OPINIONS
5 STARS6
4 STARS1
3 STARS0
2 STARS0
1 STAR1
AUDIENCE SCORE100%

(Audience: Greg. He rated himself. The methodology is giving sample-size-one.)

THE FULL FEED

EVERY STAR.
EVERY TAKE.

Siskel & TerraformCRITIC REVIEW / 01
★★★★★
“Two thumbs up. Would Greg watch on Saturday? No. Boundaries have undefeated aura.”
THE REAL WORK
The Cloud ObserverCRITIC REVIEW / 02
★★★★★
“Came for the infrastructure. Stayed because the on-call rotation dissolved like a villain in the final act.”
THE REAL WORK
Variety Pack (of Boundaries)CRITIC REVIEW / 03
★★★★★
“The pager scene? I sobbed. Nobody picked it up. Nobody needed to. Cinema.”
THE REAL WORK
Rotten Tomatoes (the Friday-deploy casualty edition)CRITIC REVIEW / 04
★★★★☆
“Bold vision. Docked one star because the hero refused the whiteboard arc. Honestly, iconic.”
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Roger Ebert's Ghost, now reviewing TerraformCRITIC REVIEW / 05
★★★★★
“Terraform state was sweating. I have never seen a lock file serve this much emotional range.”
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Anonymous senior engineer, currently pingedCRITIC REVIEW / 06
★★★★★
“A protagonist with work-life balance? Could not be me. Five stars, through tears.”
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VP of Engineering, visibly bufferingCRITIC REVIEW / 07
★★★★★
“Our CFO said, ‘Do whatever the Greg guy did.’ I nodded like I understood. I did not.”
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Dave, on-call hater with notifications onCRITIC REVIEW / 08
★☆☆☆☆
“He went home at 5pm. That was the entire plot. One star because I am jealous.”
THE REAL WORK

THE VERDICT

RATED R,
FOR REMOTE.

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